Raise ambivalence to an art form.
A total lack of evidence is a sure sign that the conspiracy is real.
Keep an eye on your peripheral vision - it's where things happen.
Despite some horrendous rail incidents on the London network, including passengers having to walk through tunnels in order to return to stations, none of it affected my journeys. So all in all, a good month.
Again for no adequately stated reason the 07:08 was delayed, resulting in overcrowded platforms and standing room only on the train. Why do women insist on pushing through a crowded train when it's perfectly obvious that there are no vacant seats?
