Load 8 carriages to capacity and with 3 minutes to spare, cancel the train and route everyone 9 platforms down the line to a 6 carriage train. Not content with that once they're all nicely squashed together close the doors and wait for 10 minutes while they gently simmer. Serve up in Maidenhead lightly roasted and sweating like over excited pigs. Thank you, First Great Western a trip to remember.
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